3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Brett Farve

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

how does peploe get around they walk

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

KEVIN HART

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

DANA

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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