- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

I LIKE TURLES.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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A homeless person dies.

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