Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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