How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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God.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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