- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Nicholas Cage

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Dear John,

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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