- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Hey Caleb.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

God is religiously proven to be real

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