- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

your life

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Steering Wheel Face.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Lacrosse

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

i am predestal

penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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