what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A black man killed someone

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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I like to eat.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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