How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Dallas Cowboys

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kennah campion... being nice

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Icecream

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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nine...eleven

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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