- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

God is religiously proven to be real

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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