What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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