Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Kate

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A black man killed someone

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Anti Joke

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