Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Small breasts.

Pickle!

this website...

Brett Farve

What's 9 +10 19

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Pianca going ham

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

jokes r dumb

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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