Anti jokes are funny

what is patrick wilson? smart

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Women rights..

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Noah is Smart.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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