Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Penis

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Benevolent villain.

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What does a man like. food.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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