how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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haha.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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