How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why....... Because.

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Small breasts.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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