Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What time is it? 10:58

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A joke

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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