What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

come along children

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

fart

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What will happen when a black person die they die

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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