Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

johann grayson being liked

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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I love boobs

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Dead babies.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

SAY

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Punchline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

corey is a nipplepotomus

A fat man buys a salad

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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