What what In the butt

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What will happen when a black person die they die

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

An Irishman stays home

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Women's rights.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Oliver's friends

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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