did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Baseball

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

pubic lice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

A ginger rapping.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

noodles

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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