What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Chuck Norris died.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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