Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A joke

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Womens rights.

hi bye

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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