What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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josh simpson has cancer

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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