Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Ben is gay

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why Because

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Women's rights

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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