Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Women's rights

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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penis

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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