What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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