- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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