An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Miscarriages.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A black succeeds

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

This joke isnt funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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