why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What break when you talk?

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