- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Windows Vista

gays

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

who just made fun of katie matt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

This joke isnt funny.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Womens rights.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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