-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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