Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

penis

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

...and I'm a Mormon.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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