A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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