Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Dallas Cowboys

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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I Love Hitler.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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