what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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live babies

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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