- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

The jets are a good team..

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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