The mets are 3-0 this season

thumb_up thumb_down -9

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Thumbs this up

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down -21

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I hate you.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Hey, come here often? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

thumb_up thumb_down +74

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops