- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I won the game.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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