Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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