What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Well, this is fun.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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i like potatoes

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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