- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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