What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Ruller

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

does this look unsure to you?

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

God.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Lacrosse

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

American healthcare.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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