What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I got shot, you laughed

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Women's rights

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

kennah campion... being nice

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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