- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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