How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Jasper sucks.

Chuck Norris died.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

So one time this woman was learning...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Knock knock! Yes?

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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