- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What do you call a group of asians? China.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Dani Barton = Stupid

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

knock knock go away

No joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

I Love Hitler.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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