What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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1+1= 69

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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