Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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I love you very much.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Black people are innocent.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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