Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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GooglePlus.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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