Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Aodhan Hearty

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Ruller

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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