Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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penis

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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