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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Freedom of Speech

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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