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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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