Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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