An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What time is it? 10:58

knock knock whos there .. derp

A scottish man having fun

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What is a dog? Bark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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