- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Lockerbie bombing

the cow goes moo

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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