- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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apple pie.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

The mets are 3-0 this season

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Hitler

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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