Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Scott

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Hi my name is Bob

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black man says "ask" correctly.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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