- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What is Jason? Black.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

That's unfortunate.

poop.........

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

This is not a joke.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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