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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Anti Joke

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