- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A black succeeds

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

your fat

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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