Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Black Poeple

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A black man killed someone

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Shit.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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