what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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