Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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...Jack Vale

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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the cow goes moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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