- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Rick Perry.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What is a dog? Bark

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

The WNBA.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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