One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Scott

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Jess Burns

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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