Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Nickelback

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Ted Haggard.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

If life hands you lemons Take them

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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