I love you very much.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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GooglePlus.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Carlton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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