blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Laura Pratz..

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Global Warming.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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I love you.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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France never surrender.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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