why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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