Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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George W. Bush

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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ekoj

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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your all shit at jokes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Womens Sports

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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