- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Knock Knock Come in!

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's 9 +10 19

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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