Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Rick Perry.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Women's rights

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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