What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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son, you're adopted.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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hi im paul!

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...Jack Vale

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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