some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What what In the butt

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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