Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Lacrosse

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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