I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Kim Kardashian.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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your fat

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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