- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's 1+1? 4.

You.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

I have no joke. u mad?

What's 6+2? 16

France never surrender.

Guess what? SHADAP

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

I like jokes.

poop.........

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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