My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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hi bye

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Thumbs this up

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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