Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Exactly what?

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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penis

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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