How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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I can't see my forehead

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Rick Perry.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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