- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Why Did the throw up He was sick

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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