what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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9/11.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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