a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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DERP

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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William Raines.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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