- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Anti jokes are funny

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Your mom.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

why did the chicken cross the road

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Obama

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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