i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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