- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

A baby seal walks into a club

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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