What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Hair

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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