How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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