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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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