Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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