We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Popsicles

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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theres a fat guy

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Rick Perry.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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The.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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