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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A man walks into a bar.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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