- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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